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took over audrey kitching's part in trashy life with zui suicide
denies everything.
took over audrey kitching's part in trashy life with zui suicide
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Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!
Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)
Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!
Don't massage her too much; her skin is sensitive. But don't let her innocent looks fool you. She's hot and she knows it. Promoters will invite her to clubs to make it look like there are more hot girls there, and she'll drink whatever you buy her, and when you ask for her insta, she'll just bail and go see some other dude at a hookah lounge.
Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!
Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)
Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!
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Jade: "Hahaha you're cute. For good eyebrow threading services, go find a Persian lady in Aliso Viejo"
Me: *swoon*
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