Jordan Ched

A bootleg and gay version of the original Jordan.

Guy 1: Be careful of Jordan Ched! He is a fake of the original Jordan.. If you talk to him you'll be considered gay..
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?

Jordan Ched by Jordan Ched October 21, 2020

jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"

whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?

jordan long by drui drui March 1, 2022

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Jordan E

A tall fine ass light skin who's got the most confidence known to man (he usually goes for single digits).

but when his time comes he can pull any baddie.

*girl "OMG is thaaatt Jordan E!!!!"
*Jordan "heyyyyy ladies care to share your number with me???"
* girl "yeaa totally"

Jordan E by Rad Chad09 May 10, 2023

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Wavy Jordan

A person who has the waviest waves.

wavy Jordan's waves looking hella fresh cuuuzzzz

Wavy Jordan by krakhead chikle April 2, 2019

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Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!

guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful

Mortimer Jordan by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020

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Jordana

never printed on magnets, mugs or other souvenir paraphernalia. Often mistaken for Jordanna or Jordan.

Stranger: how do you spell jordana?
me: its like jordan with an a at the end...

Jordana by jory1994 January 20, 2011

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Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.

In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.

Jules Jordan Cocktail by tonymarc May 19, 2009

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