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Jordan

A sweet, caring, cute boy who is country. He never cares what people say about him but is sensitive to some things. He is usually a mama's boy which makes him attractive.
Sam: look its Jordan has so nice!
Emma: ikr! The nicest!
Sam: let's gi talk to #jordan
by Yeeyee3 November 12, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,
Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now
by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019
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Jordan

LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM HE GIVES NO RESPONSE.TALKING TO HIM IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.
"JORDAN IS SO STUPID"
by SFJCEAVS CKYASKCEGWUJ December 9, 2018
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Jordan

If you first meet a Jordan. He can be a total weirdo. But he can actually be really nice funny, caring and loyal to his friends. A Jordan is a positive person who would do anything to make his friends happy. He is usually really funny an caring. If you ever meet a Jordan, Do not miss the opportunity to be his friend. He can be one of the best friends you have ever had!
"OMG! That dude is SOOO funny! He HAS to be a Jordan!"
"He bought me chocolate milk today! He is soooo kind!"
by TiaLuvsDonuts August 21, 2018
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jordan

a absolutely striking human being (in this case: female)

has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.

jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.

overall jordan is literal perfection
guy: damn who's the bombshell mami

other guy: oh god, that's jordan
by youregoals July 19, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a sexy, sexy, sexy boy that gets all of the girls and is a BEAST at video games and every sport in the entire universe of sports. Do NOT challenge him to a 100 meter race because he will kick your ass! Jordan's usually have brown hair and brown eyes with some freckles. He will be be there when you need him and is very lovable and is SUPER trustworthy and loyal. Like said before, he is also super attractive and if he is your boyfriend you are SUPER lucky. Overall, he is VERY sexy and a nice guy.
Person 1: I'm dating a Jordan.
Person 2: NO WAY!
Person 1: Yup. I ACTUALLY am!
Person 2: He is soooo hot!
by LifeSucksTrash28 May 8, 2019
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Jordan

A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!
"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
by AgentOnion March 2, 2019
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