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Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022
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Jonathan

A short pc gamer that only plays fortnite with no skin.
Jonathan u un straight
no u fricking un homo
by puzzyslr696969696969 October 1, 2018
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Jonathan

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very overprotective of people that he loves and isn't afraid to stick up for people when they're getting bullied. He will make your heart flutter every time you see him no matter how often you talk to him. He is naturally adorable and you can always tell if something is bothering him. A Jonathan will always make you smile no matter how bad your day has been. He always texts you back and he's always there for you if you need anything. If you have a Jonathan, keep him because you are very lucky. He will always be happy to make someones day and be friends with anyone. He is also very easy to talk to no matter how personal it is and he will never judge you.
Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: I don't know, why don't you talk to him
Girl 1: I can't do that, look how adorable he is and how he's being nice to that other girl
*Girl 2 walks away to talk to the boy*
*Girl 2 comes back to Girl 1*
Girl 2: His name is Jonathan, he's very nice, he has a girlfriend, but he said that he would be happy to be friends with you. Here's his number
Girl 1: Yay! Thank you so much!
by abitron5000 February 20, 2019
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Jonathan

A very sexy boy. Girls love his smile and he is a good kisser. He is very active with friends and sports. He is a flirt.
Jonathan: "Smiles"

Girls: "Sooo cute"
by 0690 February 17, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.
Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020
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Jonathan

A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand
by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022
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Jonathan

a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.
person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr
by urmomthabom.com October 20, 2019
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