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Ewton
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THE BEST
LAST NAME
EVER
stupid person
: yo ur
last name
is stupid
Me: UR STUPID, EWTON IS SO
COOL IT
SOUNDS LIKE NEWTON
Ewton
by
thomasle
May 23, 2022
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Jonathan
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he is
sitting right
next
to me
Me:
hello
jonathan
Janathan
: yo
Jonathan
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thomasle
May 23, 2022
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