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Iona Prep, located in New Rochelle, New York, has a long rivalry with Fordham Prep located on Fordham Road in the Bronx. Considered to have better athletics program but inferior academics, many Iona alumni can be seen at your local soup kitchen or homeless shelter.

Nevertheless, if theres one thing Iona and Fordham kids can agree on its that the kids who can't get into either go to Stepanac.
"I saw a Iona Prep alumni today on Fordham road, he asked me for a dollar"

"Iona offered me a scholarship, but I still went to Fordham"

"There are actually some cool kids at Iona, but they are poorly represented by a few angry kids who want to fight you over anything."
Iona Prep by BubbleTrouble March 22, 2013
Acronym derived from "I Am Not A Committee Of Lawyers."

Inspired by SCO's ignorance in believing and publicly declaring journalist Pamela Jones of groklaw.net to actually be an entire committee of lawyers.
IANACOL, but I seem to know more about the legal system than SCO's actual committee of lawyers.
IANACOL by raisinbrandon July 22, 2007
Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.
IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.
IANAFT by BonoChris February 20, 2009
I Am Not An Electrical Engineer
I'm sure the problem is in the PSU, but if I open it and there's still charge on the capacitors after an hour I could get a nasty shock, and besides IANAEE.
ianaee by whophd September 14, 2016
Environmentally speaking, a delightful ambiance. Also a geological and scientific term, a rare gem.
Guy#1: I'm getting vibes just by standing here on this beautiful green grass.

Guy#2: Let's bust out our planet rings and summon Captain Planet. The Iona here will transmit well.
Iona by Macaroni B. September 16, 2020
Iona is an amazing friend who cares about you, she is obbsested with dogs / bow. Iona is not the type of girl u want to talk about drama around her. She will always have your back. She is very sweet, artistic, creative and always have a positive energy around you.
IONA
Iona by Molly.b April 22, 2021