The Bench Infinity Verse

Is ruled by a dictator, destroy with an army (roby), and has to judges. It has citizens, slaves, and peasants. One citezin works as every job. They can destroy anything in an instant. They can destroy the universe faster than thanos with the infinity gauntlet. They do this with the almighty spank of justice.

Person 1: oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: it’s The Bench Infinity Verse
Person 2: what’s tha-
*Are instantly obliterated by the almighty spank*

by Bench almighty dictator November 15, 2018

I love you infinity

I love you infinity is a FACT, which you can not prove wrong so don't even try. It can be used to win any argument about who loves who more.

"I love you infinity, so I automatically win this argument babe."

by Idontcareaboutthispart July 22, 2019

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol

Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018

infinity plus four

Infinity plus four was discovered by a genius, though his name is unknown. This genius mathematician first stumbled this formula while lurking around on this very website. First he saw the definition for infinity plus one, then plus two, then plus three... but it stopped there. He thought to himself... what if? What if there was an infinity plus 4? And thus this equation was born. It is the highest number known to man. Anything higher would make your brain implode.
or would it...?!?

Stupid: I'm so much better than you at this game.
Stupider: NO! I'm like, infinity plus one times better than you.
Stupidest: Whatever you losers, I'm infinity plus four times better than both of you combined.
*gasp*
Genius: Actually. I am the greatest, for I am infinity plus 4 times greater than all of you.
*bigger gasp*

by Unknown and Anonymous April 10, 2008

infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.

One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

infinity minus one

The sum total of reality.

All that exists and can be perceived must fit within infinity, thus at it's most simple scope reality is measured as infinity minus one.

by patternz November 1, 2013