The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

National Infinite Rizz Day

yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today

I love national infinite rizz day

by dogfucker9000 December 31, 2022

Infinite Flight

An app for aspiring or even current pilots. It is perfect for training, or even being pro. It has three severs to separate you on skill. It has a huge variety of aircraft and airlines. Has nice staff as well. It also has the whole world animated, so perfect for long hauls!

Friend: What are you doing later?
Me: I’m going to fly on Infinite Flight

by JacksonAviation March 22, 2019

Decapitation and Incineration

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.

Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?

by B247E July 1, 2011

Infiniti

She is very loyal to whom her heart belongs too, She's very beautiful, smart and out going. When she say something she means it, she can be a bit bitter sometimes, her insecurities and low self esteem sometimes take over her. She can be a bit of crazy at times, She does things without thinking. But in the end if she cares, she'll make it alright! You'll be lucky to meet an Infiniti. Who ever she settle down with male/female they'll love her forever. She is very open with her sexuality. Don't taker her friendship or relationship for granted. You'll regret losing her!

Infiniti how you doing today?
*Does it matter?*
Infiniti You're Beautiful.
*Thanks, But no im not*

by Lovelost123458773tyyh November 26, 2013

infinite circle

1. Out of one into the other, and out of the other into the one.

2. The act of two men mutually fellating.

Those two dudes just constructed an infinite circle in the bathroom.

by Ryan Pierce December 27, 2007

Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.

Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.

by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010