by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022

by NotARealChef October 10, 2018

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021

by Ink squad December 25, 2017

by Sethallen1244 June 23, 2018

by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine
by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011
