Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"

by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023

IKEA

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal

I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price

by Ish2000 May 3, 2016

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

Ikea meatballs

Meatballs containing large amounts of rice. Usually consumed by professional redditors while on discord. Can be seen in the raining meatballs movies.

-Hey Dedy how were your IKEA meatballs?
-They reminded me of the rizzard of oz

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

James from Ikea

Absolute prick

James from Ikea is an absolute prick

by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019

Ikea

A Swedish word for dangerous furniture

Hey dude check out this new cabinet that I just bought at IKEA
Yo,You better take that thing back

by Pro stock January 8, 2020

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019