when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
by oldsport December 17, 2014
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by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
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Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"
Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"
Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"
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1. Possessed by an insatiable, unrelenting, and occasionally abnormal desire to fap to something/someone.
2. To be completely obsessed with fapping whenever and wherever possible. (Often leading to painful sores and "fap-burns")
1. Possessed by an insatiable, unrelenting, and occasionally abnormal desire to fap to something/someone.
2. To be completely obsessed with fapping whenever and wherever possible. (Often leading to painful sores and "fap-burns")
Antonio was thoroughly infaptuated with Monica.
Due to being constantly infaptuated, Jonathan had to visit the doctor on several occasions for various oils and ointments to ease his pain.
Due to being constantly infaptuated, Jonathan had to visit the doctor on several occasions for various oils and ointments to ease his pain.
by Palivizumab December 17, 2008
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by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015
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Some people are passionate and expresses true emotion for another person they are going to be in love with. The people who say that it is not love it is deep lust are just a bunch of stupid idiots who do not know what true love is. Love is when you have strong feelings at. It has nothing to do with how well you know someone or whether the person has the same feelings back. Love all starts with Infatuation and crushes.
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