I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

ikea

You have to assemble the definition yourself, it comes flatpacked.
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Did you do it? That's how you're gonna be assembling IKEA furniture. It's like LEGOs for home furnishing. It looks hard, but once it's done you grow attached to your hard work. Fitting since both are European companies/products, IKEA being based in Sweden, and LEGO in Denmark.

by Corn-Sizzurp January 6, 2022

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

ikea

a swedish furniture maze with great food and furnitures that come in 234718924612789 milion pieces or more.

'yesterday, 7 packages each containing 1418241293487 pieces each came to my door. it was from ikea.'

by TheOverlordOfIkea June 6, 2023

IKEA

An IKEA is a furniture store from Sweden,

IKEA has good food

by Melfan222 April 19, 2024

Ikea

A Swedish word for dangerous furniture

Hey dude check out this new cabinet that I just bought at IKEA
Yo,You better take that thing back

by Pro stock January 8, 2020

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019