Meatballs in Ikea

When somebody provides useless input to a conversation. Ie something unrelated or without adding value.

What’s that got to do with the price of meatballs in Ikea?

by citsreal May 24, 2021

living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.

Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"

by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023

Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"

by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

James from Ikea

Absolute prick

James from Ikea is an absolute prick

by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022