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No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.
by Hubs June 20, 2003
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hummer

A dick magnifying four ton metal phallic symbol.
"Rick just bought that big hummer. Rumor has it he has a micro-penis."
by king of graphics January 13, 2007
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hummers

blowjobs, gobbies, headjobs, pretty much the act of sucking anothers penis
Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.
by Chode 2551 August 27, 2009
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hummer h2

Sits among the dodge ram and the lincoln navigator as of the most pointless wastes of the world's few resources that was devised by mankind - the off roaders that no one would ever use to go off road (in case chrome bumpers were dented or pearlescent paint scratched). Customers have the curious belief that if you drive one you are MORE likely to be a cool, 'wack', 'blingin' and/or 'sick' member of society. The need to melt the polar icecaps (or indeed do anything that is going to jeopardise the future of mankind) as quickly as possible is a basic instinct of the buyers of this vehicle - and, incidentally, some especially severe sufferers of mental retardation - although it is impossible to say how the two groups are connected.
Check out that wack guy in the hummer. That dude is sick!

Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
by snack88 September 6, 2005
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Hummer

My Hummer gets 0.5 mpg downhill and averages 2 complaints per owner (according to JD Power and Associates). w00t!
by Exocette January 19, 2004
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hummer

1. When in an engorging BJ, the BJer hums, creating a slight vibration in the lips. No comparison to a normal BJ when looking at pleasure.

2. A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and off roading.

3. (Hummered) When a sports mom is hit by shock at the enormous gas bill, after driving her gas-guzzling SUV or minivan, paying for the $2.70/gallon 12 mpg vechicle.
1. "Dude Cassie gave me a wicked Hummer while we were doing clutch the other day."

2. "Dude look at that mother of a fucker, driving his big ass Hummer, wastin' all my gas, and pollutin' my mother fuckin' air. Hey go suck a dick, assface!"

3. "Dude you should have seen this soccer mom get hummered the other day, I threw a dil doh at her face I was laughing so hard!"
by Rice Hater July 8, 2005
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Humberto

Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.
Humberto is my best friend
by Hottest man aka humberto January 7, 2020
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