hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

squirm hump

"Squirm Hump" is a move originated in the music video of Neon Hitch's "Fuck U Betta". The move takes place in one of the many scenes when you find her sprawled on the ground in an unknown black substance that resembles oil or tar. It is hella sexy, but please do not attempt at home. It is a level 5 skill acquired over many years of training, and any act without proper supervision could result in a permanently torn pride and ligaments.

"She squirm humps hella good."

by Darsb1tch November 30, 2013

INCERTO HUMP

The Incerto Hump is a major curvature of the spine resulting in hunched forward shoulders, stiff neck, and a rounded upper back area. (i.e The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

The medical term for the Incerto Hump is Incerticus Humpias Maximus.

That pinner never trains shoulders and now he's forming a brutal Incerto Hump, what a dumbass.

by Shawn Manning August 27, 2007

humpable

highly attractive; sexy; "bomb"

Janine is so humpable..

by Johnny Blaze April 25, 2003

Humaydah

Humaydah is a peng and beautiful girl who may sometimes be weird and annoying, but that's what makes her goofy as well as funny. She is loud once comfortable and always tends to have a smile on her face. She is unique just like her name. Humaydah can't be compared to when it comes to her personality, she is very friendly. She also has really gorgeous hair. She isn't the type to look for a relationship though, she finds them awkward and thunks they are a waste of time.

Is that Humaydah? She is sexy.
Humaydah your so funny!
Omds Humaydah rejected me.

by _hehe_ November 28, 2018

Humpeus

Someone lucky enough to have had sex

Everyone nowadays is a humpeus, whatever happened to wanting a tight virgin pussy?

by SuckedOffByYourMom June 7, 2020

crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009