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Calvin and Hobbes

Jesus or an Orgasm in a book. The closest equivalent of this is sex or bingeing on several pounds of chocolate, cookie dough, McDonalds, and several joints.
Never argue with a six year old who shaves.
by purple jesus June 28, 2005
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hoober

To have a half a hard on
I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.
by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006
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Hobbedegobba

(Pronounced 'hoh-be-de-GAH-buh') A term used when imitating one of Fred Flintstone's asshole colloquialisms. Alternatively, used by idiots on the 'intarnatz' on their 'blags' for their FIRST 'lul i did it' experience. This is never pronounced/used in real life, because doing so will result in a swift falcon punch to the kidneys by the nearest sympathetic bystander.

Alternatively, in slang form, used by 'hip' teenagers to describe a close acquaintance's 'first experience'. This form can also results in a falcon punch to the kidneys, as bystanders may not know how to differentiate between the two definitions.
1. (Blog)
July 19, 2008

I did it!!!!!111 every1, i did it!!!!111 i fucked a girl finaly!!111 it felt gud and lasted 4 a ful half minuet!!!

2.

"Dude, what's up?"
"Dude, did you hear about George? He had his Hobbedegobba last week."
"Falcon Punch!"
by Fuckingcreepyshit September 5, 2009
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hoeberry thotcake

When somebody (usually a girl) is a stupid hoe who sleeps with everyone and has all types of STDs, there being ingredients to a "Hoeberry thotcake"
Caitlyn: That bitch is a hoeberry thotcake!!
by little_boy December 4, 2017
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hoobes

a dog's feet, namely those that look like a horse's hooves.
My dog Rosie's hoobes are super cute!
by halvox July 14, 2018
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Hobelin

It’s a really beautiful girl that will take chances and not give up on some stuff and loves dancing and she is shy and she will always be smiling ,sometime boys get attractive to her and she will always be there for you when you need her.Shes loud, keeps to herself but if you get the chance to be a part of her life. Don't blow it. She's kind, funny, pretty damn cute and a unique human being if there ever was one.
Hobelin, she’s well I can't even explain she is just wonderful
by 🤫🤫❤️❤️ April 18, 2019
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Herberger

Than guy looks like a herberger
by The Roman sex God January 13, 2020
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