hoop slut

A girl who only dates basketball players. She has probably dated the entire basketball team.

Have you seen Alex? She’s such a hoop slut.

by Daiseysbff November 8, 2017

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.

Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup

by kev BROWN October 21, 2018

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022