hooli hoop

a trick ass mark, a mark ass trick, a skeezer, a scally wag, a scally wop.... all of the above... popularized by the chappelle's show skit called, "the player hater's ball".
that hooli hoop ran off without finishing last night!
by Lil' J June 06, 2007
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Poop Hoop

A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter
by pewppewp December 18, 2014
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can't be hooped

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.
I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.
by barelegs November 10, 2013
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Salted Hoop

The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer
I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!
by Iver Biggin February 16, 2010
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Hula Hoop

hula hoop a verb. to move or sway your hips in a fashion as if you were using a hula hoop, used duirng sex with women that are loose, so as to get some kind of sentation.
That whore I picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose I had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off.
by Shawnis god May 02, 2010
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Hula Hooping

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!
by TVK777 March 23, 2015
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Hoop Fluff

The Ass Pubes which are scattered around one's bumhole.
That guy is a hairy tramp - look at all that hoop fluff.
by Benj Malster May 25, 2009
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