hesher

- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes

beavis, butthead, mullethead

by dave January 18, 2005

heshen

Massive sheet of woven material used to cover holes, such as car windows or in place of walls. Very cheap solution, and some use it for permenent shelter. The Jersen is a prime example.

The head's car window had to be replaced by heshen

by Pascal2 October 24, 2006

heshen

Common misspelling of the word 'hessian' - a coarse woven material often used for making bags. Referred to as 'burlap' in the US.

I bought 10 kilograms of potatoes in a heshen (hessian) bag.

by Ballig February 12, 2009

hehehong

Something Julz made up, dick.

Please send hehehong pics.

"they have to grab theiur hehehong and fix it/move it"

by riotttx August 28, 2022

Grrrr/Heheheha

When you enjoy Clash Royale so much you make your pronouns Grrrr/Heheheha

Goober: Hey retard my new pronouns are Grrrr/Heheheha
Retard: You are a faggot nobody likes clash royale that much

by SoggyDoggy445 March 6, 2023

hesher

1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)

Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.

by chillr October 11, 2013

hesher

he who views AC/DC, Metallica, and Jackyll as the best bands around ten years after the fact of the bands true days of popularity. may be described in terms of male/female versions, each with distinct characteristics of both mullet and music.

female hesher loves 80's bands defined by long hair, throbbing pelvic moves, and glamour facepaint. also sports female mullet, long hair with straight chopped bangs sometimes teased to perfection.

male has standard issue mullet and exclaims how lame today's music is while driving away in his '85 Z-28 with G'n'R cranking
Sweet Child O' Mine.

by Joelcandooit007 March 28, 2004