Hotpocket Herpes 

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

Hotpocket Herpes by Emobubbles August 18, 2010

Herpes 

Gods reminder that you fucked up

Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"

Herpes by ST211MikeyMike December 7, 2009

New Years Herpes 

An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.

Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@

New Years Herpes by Flip Static December 31, 2009

Mexican Herpes 

is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.

Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.

Mexican Herpes by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010

Herbisexual

A sexual attraction and only attraction to plants.

Gurl, I is Herbisexual 4 dis weed.

Herbisexual by Laurent Cuffashian May 13, 2014

Herbst Maneuver 

An effective maneuver for when you have an extreme amount of intestinal gas causing pain or pressure. Usually this occurs after a first date, or an important event where you cannot be flatulent for an extended period of time.

To perform the maneuver, simply undress your lower half, sit on a toilet, and begin to slowly rock your body from side to side, bending over as far as you can, and holding for a moment at each side. Since your intestines are somewhat of a winding, circular structural path, this effectively helps the gas bubbles find their way out. Similar to the concept of how the Epley Maneuver treats Vertigo in the inner ear.

In 60 seconds of performing the Herbst Maneuver, the pain has subsided, I have lost two pant sizes, and can return class in time for the exam.

Herbst Maneuver by Demonthrall August 3, 2017

Twilight Herpes 

When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?

Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.

Guy 1: Damn.

Twilight Herpes by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011