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A pathetic, psycho, crackhead, lazy, disgusting, gaslighting, manipulative, narcissistic, piece of shit, who makes every single thing about herself. Who cant even listen to what other people have to say about their own issues without making it about herself.
Heather provided drugs to minors and then kicked her son’s friends out of the house repeatedly at absurd hours to fend for themselves.
Heather by GremlinY3 April 17, 2022
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Being extra and mean towards others.
Heather by D4rkMag1k February 23, 2017
a loud, boisterous, cocktail loving brunette with the spirit of Dolores Claiborne and the heart of Mary Poppins.
There are many Heathers in Ohio who just need a Mookie Blaylock to love them.
heather by klovecincy January 13, 2016
She is one of the best types of girls you can ever find and have. There is none parallel to a Heather. They are absolutely amazing. While sometimes a bitch, they only ever are one in good fun or when they need to get ruthless. They are generally beautiful, magnificent girls with a lot to look forward to as well as a lot of friends. They will pull your day up from shit to a great day just with a smile.
Alex : Man Heather, is just so amazing.
Heather: K cuntdick πŸ˜†.
heather by Ieatducks July 31, 2016
The kindest, quietest, funniest, sweetest, most loyal, most lovable, most kissable, most passionate and perfect woman I've been blessed with knowing. If you don't have a Heather like MINE, you need to get your whole life in order A.S.A.P.!
Thank you Heather for letting Bootsy love you!
Heather by Jstuffalot January 17, 2019
A girl that it's hard for her to keep her legs closed and she smells like rotting fish and will steal your guy from you never trust a heather
Don't be like that bitch heather
When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.
(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way
Heather by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014