hesher

there may be an actual holy triumvirate of hesher movies which will visually assist the previous spot-on, classic definitions. i am aware of two such offerings which can do the word justic: "airheads" and "river's edge". runner-up but only peripherally: elements of "talk radio". "hesher" is sometimes confused with or used as a synonym for "hair farmer".

"crispin glover certainly makes a convincing hesher dude, dude."

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Hesher

Hesher means Hesher. Lots of people go hesher. If you dont go hesher fyou

He was hesher

by SwaggyKush October 12, 2016

hesheme

a guy with a va-china, see vagina, or a girl with an apollo rocket of love, see penis, i cant tell

corey hurm is a hesheme.

by joe November 24, 2003

Hesher

A hesher is a person who refuses to get with the times. They are living in at least a decade or 2 behind the rest of us with there hair styles and clothing. There are also times when the person is so out of touch they may even look as though they are from a different century. There is the "Pioneer Hesher", and my favorite "The Colonial Hesher" who sports side beard chops and look like a founding father or something.

That cat was such a hesher, he was wearing a Member's Only jacket and had a Jerry curl.

by Gigi Holmes February 3, 2010

hesher

Anyone who only listens to music from their teens and twenties. They can be heard saying:
"You call this crap music, man?"

"When I was young, we had real music man. Stuff you can feel man."
"Kids today only listen to corporate made bull, man."

Dude, your dad is such a hesher.
Look at all the heshers smoking in front of the 80's club!
Nothing sadder than a balding hesher, please get a hair cut.

by nippydreadlocks January 11, 2018

Hesher

Hesher is a verb or a noun to describe a person place or thing or it can be a person place or thing. Hesher is a powerful word that was created years ago and is now a house hold name.

I am hesher. That was hesher!

by SwaggyKush January 13, 2019

Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.

Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)

by Wehateheshe August 7, 2023