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Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,
When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.
by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009
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Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.
Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"
by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.
Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."

Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."
by IHWG September 28, 2008
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Hasselhoff

Something that is fucking awesome! Not just awesome, but fucking awesome.
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Hassel Elf Clause

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.
No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.
by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009
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hasselhoffing

When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose
I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.
by motoboat August 2, 2010
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Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.
What a fuckin Hasselhoff!
by Tanya October 30, 2004
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