A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off
Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning
by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020
Get the Heavenly Handymug. A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.
Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.
Short for Handicapped Hoe.
Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.
Short for Handicapped Hoe.
by Dumb Dick August 10, 2008
Get the Handy Hoemug. An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.
"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008
Get the Iraqi Handymug. Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.
Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.
Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.
by dballs15 June 29, 2009
Get the come in handymug. by yardsale March 15, 2014
Get the sandy handymug. by biggganggg March 22, 2021
Get the handy handmug. Hey look at that retarded guy... I don't think he can walk
Handy capable is a much better term for retarded you know. people don't get offended then
Handy capable is a much better term for retarded you know. people don't get offended then
by saberscars March 30, 2011
Get the Handy Capablemug.