handicrip

n. a gang member who has been disabled, in most cases by a drive-by shooting or getting shanked in prison, which results in his permanent use of a wheelchair.

Carlos was king of the lower east side, until Raul crushed his kneecaps with a bat. Now, he is a handicrip. On the bright side, he now gets free upfront parking at the mall.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Handichapped

A word to describe an angry or furious disabled person

This autistic kid getting handichapped fr

by LargShibe February 6, 2019

handicapped arguing

When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.

People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate

Jeff: You can make more money if you go to college, and get a degree

Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years

Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge

Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college

Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up

by Optical Epilepsy March 20, 2010

Handitapable

To describe an attractive handicapped person who you would like to have sex with.

"Damn boy that girl with one leg is handitapable"

by Twitty October 11, 2004

handicat

A term coined by the webcomic El Goonish Shive. A handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.

I ended up stuck in a chair all afternoon because I had a handicat.

by Daniel "Dann" Woolf October 13, 2008