Hamburger meat 

Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.

Ex. 1
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby?
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers.
Ex. 2
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife...
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.

Hamburger meat by Gee El September 5, 2012

neil hamburger 

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.

A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.

neil hamburger by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007

hamburgrip 

The hamburgrip is when you place your fingertips on your testicles and then roll the penis in between them. You then turn your testes and penis at a 90 degree angle forming a delicious meat sandwich resembling a hamburger.

She was hungry so I asked her if she wanted the hamburgrip.

hamburgrip by chardrice December 30, 2007

hamburger with cheese

A cheeseburger in which the cheese was an after-thought. The cheese is placed on the patty after it is cooked, but before the top of the bun is placed on the hamburger, as opposed to the cheese being melted onto the patty while still on the grill (cheeseburger).

You: Excuse me waitress, I ordered a cheeseburger. This is clearly a hamburger with cheese.
Waitress: What's the difference?
You: Look it up on urban dictionary, skank.

hamburger with cheese by werdo terdo May 12, 2010

hamburgerlered 

To be completely robbed of a good app experience by a "hamburger" menu in a mobile app due to feature obfuscation.

"Oh no...Jenny was completely hamburgerlered today. She never found the settings."

hamburgerlered by appdesignfail July 2, 2014

Hamburger Hug

A Hamburger hug is usually between three people, usually your friends or family, and happens when two people perform a regular hug and you or a friend, include yourself into the hug by hugging one of the two people each other, tus it becomes a hamburger hug as one person is being hugged in the middle (the pattie) and two people are hugging on the outside (the bread).

Try to imagine 3 people, two people regular hugging and one person in the middle.

1. My two besties, Christie and Joline were hugging and I gave Christie a hug from behind and yelled "HAMBURGER HUG!". Christie was like the pattie, and Joline and I were the like the bread.
Now the Thrid Wheeler is included! YAY!

Hamburger Hug by SomeChuppy July 24, 2014

hamburger lips 

good blow job lips for a chode-like penis

damn she/he has some major hamburger lips, look at that wide smile.

hamburger lips by homechild February 24, 2017