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The act of sprinkling pepper onto your pubic hair before an unsuspecting female goes down on you. Just before you finish, flick some pepper up her nose so she sneezes while you blow your protein shake down her throat.
John: It was sick dude! I made her sneeze and choke on my dick while I blew it down her throat!!

Mike: Hufflepuff that ho!!!
by Mac like Roni May 22, 2010
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'The rest'. The renowned Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is populated by students of four great houses. Gryffendor for the bravy, Ravenclaw for the wise, Slytherin for the cunning and Hufflepuff for ...the rest.
Hufflepuff does indeed have its moments of achievement. For instance, one of their members was killed last year. Something all students in Hufflepuff can aspire too!
by Cedric Diggory November 15, 2011
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Synonym for popular term, "bama", something or someone that is hufflepuff is lacking in aesthetic appeal. In other words, ugly as shit.
I'm going to bend you over the hood of my stepmother's car, whisper a racial slur in your ear, and treat you straight hufflepuff.
by Jake Redspruce February 18, 2011
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HufflePuffolian

A member of the HufflePuff house in the Harry Potter book franchise. A HufflePuffolian generally refers to as a member of the HufflePuff house who may be considered an out cast.
A HufflePuffolian is commonly referred to as an overweight(Fat) with a skin condition(Acne) and is repeatedly made fun of.
by HelloCoppter September 2, 2011
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Hufflepuff

Words that describe them: Loyal, patient, humble, caring, honest, pot heads, hard working and tolerant.

They are loyal, patent, honest, and the most nice and caring house. They work harder than other people and think about them self last most of the time. They can tolerate the most annoying of people. Every Hufflepuff is a stoner and all Canadians are Hufflepuffs, there for all Canadians are stoners. All of the clouds in the sky are smoke from pot head. So places that are in drought is because there's not enough people who are smoking there, so just need to get more Hufflepuff's there. The places that are flooding have too much Hufflepuff's there, so he need less Hufflepuffs.
Hufflepuff's cause it to rain.
Hufflepuff's help with droughts but also cause it to to flood sometimes.
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A person who is sorted into the house, Hufflepuff is often loyal. If you mess with a Hufflepuff, two things can happen. One, they may cry. Or two, they’ll shatter your knee caps with a sledgehammer. DONT MESS WITH A HUFFLEPUFF!! Hufflepuffs are the most friendly people you’ll ever meet. They love kittens and cookies.
I got sorted into Hufflepuff!!
by Dhodkgdkgvdkdgkdkgdkg January 11, 2020
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Hufflepuff is a house from the movieHarry Potter

I say Hufflepuffs are really nice. I am a Hufflepuff myself!
person 1: “What house are you in? I’m a Slytherin!”

person 2: “I’m a Hufflepuff!”

person 1: “Sweet! I love Hufflepuffs!”

person 2: “Thanks for the compliment!”

person 1: “You’re welcome! Do you like Cedric Diggory by any chance?”

person 2: “Yes! But I am not in Hufflepuff because of Cedric. I hope you’re not in Slytherin because of Draco.”

person 1: “Please! That’s not the reason! That’s good that you’re not in Hufflepuff because you like Cedric.”
by itsimplyary November 28, 2020
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