Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."
Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."
Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"
Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."
Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.
Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).
Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
by Aunt Jeff December 06, 2007
A hobo beer is an old beer that someone did not finish. Once found the next day, especially in scary apartment basements, they are often left out in the middle of the room, as hobo bait. The logic being, if a hobo came down there, he'd drink the beer for sure. Then we'd have to whap him upside the head and straitjacket him. On acid.
by taylormuller February 01, 2007
some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.
As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.
by cannietellye October 09, 2005
Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.
Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
by B123456 June 19, 2008
"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."
by Clark Van Pants January 04, 2010
a girl who is obviously from a rich family, yet insists on sporting a look that makes her seem like she lives on the street. Upon further examination, her clothes are revealed to be designer rags.
Girl 1: Oh, Jesus did you see Olivia? She looks like trash.
Girl 2: Yeah, but it's all Prada and Burberry (and all that shit)
Girl 1 : She's a rich hobo?
Girl 2: Are you fucking kidding me? She's the definition of Rich Hobo!
Girl 2: Yeah, but it's all Prada and Burberry (and all that shit)
Girl 1 : She's a rich hobo?
Girl 2: Are you fucking kidding me? She's the definition of Rich Hobo!
by Cool Moe D. December 07, 2009