Harpenden

The most amazing place EVER.

Fegus: So, where are you from?
Agatha: Harpenden.
Fergus: (In awe) Wow.

by annabananathesafetybanner May 5, 2009

What had happened was

the beginnings of trying to explain the fault of a situation, or trying to get out of blame for a bad situation

Uncle Phil: How did Carlton get a hold of those speed pills?!!
Fresh Prince: Ya see, what had happened was...

by Nikki November 4, 2004

That Happened

Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence

Well that happened

by JdogTwodolla November 28, 2010

What hoppened?

A question you ask your rabbit when they tear around the yard and start thumping the ground as a signal to their rabbit partner.

You poor little frightened fur head, what hoppened?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

This is actually happening

A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."

Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."

by Rydo December 21, 2010

shit happens

A universal religious concept:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!

by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004

happiness

A small metal hinged box with pointy edges, rapped with barbed-wire and hidden in a dark room full of electric eels, razorblades, piles of salt crystals with fans behind them and random pools of lemon juice.

I heard Bob died looking for happiness.

by Brendan Merriman May 25, 2004