Happy Monkey

An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".

We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.

by NewfieAtheist December 22, 2008

happylanche

An avalanche of happiness or overwhelming joy. Could be for a specific reason or no reason at all. It is an exuberant feeling of existential goodness and positivity. Like an avalanche, a happylanche gains momentum and speed until it sweeps from one person to the next, like a massive.

Erika's blog post was so positive that it caused a happylanche across the internet.

by tachanamercazit March 14, 2014

The Room Where it happens

No one else was in it

Aaron Burr wants to be in the Room Where it happens

by Aid_Nic November 11, 2020

Happy Card

A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.

Ex. 1

"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!

Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?

Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!

Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!

by FAIMnatic October 21, 2020

Video or it didn't happen

in most forums, this is meant as a (sometimes joking) response to outrageous and or unverifiable claims by other posters. Related to pics or it didn't happen but used in cases where pictures cannot properly explain the situation or can easily be shopped.

Alice: Hey guys! I just beat through the fire and flames 100% on expert with only one hand!
Bob: pics or it didn't happen
Alice: Okay! *sends shopped picture of result screen*
Carl: That pic's shopped man, video or it didn't happen!

by Supreme_Bananas February 24, 2012

Cyanide and Happiness

A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.

guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.

by dtrix May 10, 2010

Happy Dance

After experiencing a wonderful orgasm during romantic sexual intercourse, at least one of the participants playfully bounds and dances around the room, smiling ear to ear with the happiest face you’ve ever seen.

There is nothing quite so beautiful and rewarding as watching her happy dance go on and on after she experienced such a satisfying orgasm.

by RayRayBeLove 2018 February 24, 2019