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by Yer Mam. May 8, 2010
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Halo nerd

One who plays Halo 2 online for hours on end in an attempt to improve their rank. These people generally suck at life so they hide away from the real world and talk shit to people over their mic to make them feel big because they know they cant get their ass kicked. and they regard everyone who doesnt waste their every waking hour playing halo as a "n00b". These people clearly take videogames way too seriously.
halo nerd: OMFG I FUCKIN PWNED U! I RAPED U SO BAD U SUCK BIG COCK U BITCH! U SUCK I CANT BELIEVE U COULDNT FIND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER YOU N00B ITS SO OBVIOUS U DUMBASS!
me: look at yourself son. you play videogames 14 hours a day, your only friends are on on your xbox live friends list, and your body has deteriorated into a white pastey substance. was it really all worth it just so you can piss off a few people who just wanted to play a few friendly games and have fun?
halo nerd:.......................I PWNED U SO BAD!!!
by mo' June 27, 2005
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halo 1337

1. Halo 1337 meaning halo leet, meaning halo elite. A halo elite is a person with no life and wastes their days away in front of a computer screen or TV (on an x-box) pwning n00bs.
Halo 1337's also tend to speak in 1337 language to fellow leets and n00bs to show their pure awesomeness.
2. Someone who will never lose their virginity.
1. Average school guy1: What's with Craig? All he does at lunch times is sit on school computers making sure his skin has no hint of tan like he's allergic to the sun..
Average school guy2: He is a "Halo 1337".
Average school guy2: Say no more.

2. I am the shit coz I pwn n00bs 24/7. Who needs sex when I have a wrist and hand?? (Your average Halo 1337)
by BussoNolan March 22, 2009
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halofag

An individual (mostly 16-17 year old boys) who play nothing but Halo and claim its the greatest game on Earth when clearly it is just another first person shooter.They are very close-minded about other games and even systems other then Xbox and they aren't afraid to disrespect old school games that are the result of Halo (games such as Doom, Quake, and other games)

Halofags also really hate Nintendo because its too "kiddy" not knowing that most of these "kiddy gamers" have been playing games alot longer then they have and don't even realize that Mario and other games are much older then Halo.

Below are several other facts about halofags.

-Halofags get really mad if they lose, often resulting in a controller being thrown at a wall or at someone.
-Halofags often scream really stupid stuff when playing with friends.
-Halofags diss gamers around them if they are playing any other game that isn't on Xbox.
-There is no point in arguing with a Halofag..they will ALWAYS fight back with retarded and close-minded comments.
-Halofags value graphics over gameplay.
Halofag 1: What are those two playing over there?
Halofag 2: Street Fighter something..all I know is it's something gay.
by Jeff Leeking September 4, 2007
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Halo2sucks.com

A website made by fans of the Halo series who felt they were let down by Bungie's sequel, Halo 2. Commonly they are bashed by Halo 2 fans simply because of the domain name, and most, if not all, Halo 2 fans will bash them without ever actually going to the site.
Sheesh: Everyone from Halo2sucks.com are pistol-sniping whores!
Frank: Don't you whore rockets and the shee?
Sheesh: Hush you or no buttsecks.
by Agamemnon582bc September 22, 2006
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halo dork

One who would rather be playing halo than having sex with his girlfriend (which is usually lacking anyway).
Did you see that halo dork? He had a tattoo of master chief on his arm!
by Anonymous :O December 19, 2005
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Halo Goggles

n. When you look at or hear something it autimaticly relates to something in halo.
Dude, i swore i just heard a plama gernade throwin, but it was just a seagull

Whoa, i though i just saw a covenent ghost ship, but it was just a purple car, i must have halo goggles on.

When a famous actor talks you reconize there voice as the name of the person the portray in halo.
by rent the master April 12, 2007
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