Guelph

Predominantly white, city with extreme rural vibes in southwestern Ontario. Rumour has it guelph has an overwhelming manure odour...everywhere. The type of place where if you didn’t play hockey and have flow you were probably a loser in highschool, and if you did you probably say #guelphforever. Surprisingly produces a lot of hot girls. Yeehaw... see u mediocre ass wipes at boots and hearts.

Toronto Guy #1: That girl has the nicest ass, watch me give her rinse tn

Toronto Guy #2: don’t waste your time man, unless you play jr.B Hockey , are her cousin, or regular franks shes not interested. She’s from .... Guelph.

by Shift pull crank November 6, 2017

Guelph Whore

Bitch that will screw you over and sleep around with guys or girls for spider plants to hoard.

im going to pulling a guelph whore a.k.a a "Remy" and keep 1000 spider plants

by wow923 May 18, 2011

guirella film-making

A Dogma95 new cinema of hand-held, free-form filmography.
usually done with a digicam and distributed over the net, in what is called 'microcinema'.

guirella film, any one? It's cheap, no-bugdet-y and any dillweed can be the next Stanley Kubrick?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Guelf

A Guelf is somone who enjoys wrestling with boys so much that people begin to question their sexuality. Their passion for wrestling is only matched by their love of fast food. Especially Wendy's

person1, "hey did you hear that ryan was wrestling all

weekend?"

person2, "ya hes a total Guelf"

by the1savior January 17, 2011

Grellphobic

grell sucks but he’s also the best

I hate grell,I’m grellphobic

by grallz January 5, 2021

Gurble

The noise someone makes with a penis in their mouth. Can be used to jokingly refer to performing oral sex

I met this sexy ass girl the other night" "Does she gurble?

by DJ Lil Beaver October 21, 2010

Guelph

When a person is on the toilet, performing the act of number 2, the day after a long night of drinking.

Man, I'm guelphing hard today, we drank a shit load last night.

by mdamda0808 April 28, 2011