Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

guads

A disease, a bad one, it has AIDS.

I heard you caught some guads at the orgy party, now you have life long companion.

by darealperson May 17, 2012

Gonadmobile

A vehicle that can be shrunken, thereby allowing it to take its shrunken passengers on an exciting journey through the gonads, which can then be documented either in crappy kids books or a porno

Shrink the Gonadmobile and we'll get this adventure to the gonads underway!

by G-Funk April 27, 2004

ganador

Ganador means "winner" in spanish.
Mexicans will call you a Ganador if you are playing poker and doing well.
Then you will be shot.
You lucky, lucky, ganador.

"You tink you real funny, holmes?" *GAT* "How you like lead, ganador?"

by Rhoxzor August 6, 2007

a guando

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

not to be confused with guando

Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened at lunch? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch

by K-Berg December 30, 2007

Guadalupified

The act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite sex.

Matthew McConaughey: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?

Lance Armstrong: Dude, I'm headin to New Braunfels to get guadalupified.

Matthew McConaughey: Right on, Right on.

by Playmaker16 September 3, 2010

Guada Guada

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.

1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada

by Joey-O September 16, 2011