Sebastien Gorka

a real lofasz who, based on his misguided alt-right beliefs, thinks he's a real counter-terrorism expert.

Yea, that Sebastien Gorka, his British accent makes him sound like a REALlofasz.

by connord July 28, 2017

grok

To know something in and out and be able to exist in it's embodiment.

I grok Spock.

by JrnymnNate January 5, 2003

Frozen Grogan

A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.

Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?

by Chad Gooch June 16, 2010

Groaf

Term of derision to describe someone who is disgusting and loutish- a combination of gross and oaf.

I saw Keith Lemon: The Film yesterday-I have never seen such a groaf , apart from Dapper Laughs.

by Alan L Wood January 10, 2015

groad

Noun: a term used by cool Australian palaeontologists for unidentifiable shards of fossils.

Verb: the act of turning a perfectly good fossil into unidentifiable shards through poor excavation technique.

"Nah, no good fossils here mate, just finding a bunch of groads."
"It was a perfect Thylacoleo cranium before he groaded it with a trowel."

by aussiepalaeo December 26, 2020

groat

to put a finger up a vagina

girl #1-last nights some creep put his finger up my vagina and it felt so good

girl #2- i wish some guy would groat me like he did to u

by Karl Hert April 10, 2008

groach

v.

To pour sand into an orifice before having intercourse with the aforementioned.

"Man! My pussy is so torn up from groaching with Timothy last night. That was the worst idea I ever had!"

by Minxatron October 1, 2006