grab the hoover

Same as grab the vacuum meaning the act of masturbation. This act involves a man loving himself too much till his seed is released.

Dude she is so hot!!!! I am gonna grab the hoover, I'll brb after like 2 mins max.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

Grab 'em by the Pony

The way Dutch people quote Trump's "Grab her by the poosi" without disturbing their children and staying politically correct.

Greg: I think female independence is a major step for equalit---
PaulAnde: Just grab 'em by the pony

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

corporate grab ass

Meaningless corporate tasks that interfere with real work and tasks of employees;
Corporate events and meetings that waste time, accomplish nothing, and reduce the overall man-power and time to work on the project

My boss wants to play corporate grab ass by holding meeting after meeting for a small project, which could have been completed by now.

by dsoftware May 5, 2008

National grab anything week

From April 15-18 it is national grab anything day

Yooo it’s national grab anything week

by Evangelina Anderson April 13, 2019

Ass Grabbing Month

If you’re feeling a little bit saucy, the month of October is Ass Grabbing Month. This is where a girl or guy reaches for that ass and then you grab it

Yo dude! It’s Ass Grabbing Month!

by reddoesathing September 30, 2019

shock and grab

A robbery where the thief immobilizes the victim through electrocution (i.e. through a Taser) and then removes the victim's property.

Jack needs a new I-pad because his old one got stolen in a shock and grab while he was walking through Bushwick.

by kcda_kash April 7, 2010

Grab Ass Year

2020 Grab ass year the year were u can slap any girls ass/Boys without getting in trouble.Watch ur ass people

You are allowed to grab a girls/boys even if they have a boyfriend/girlfriend in Grab Ass year

by Anthony Gonzalez October 19, 2019