Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.

Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!

by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011

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Graverobber Effect

When someone is unattractive but almost everyone finds them unbelievably sexy for no apparent reason. Though the "sexiness" may be linked to their voice, actions, charisma, and so on.

Girl1: Oh my god, he is so sexy!
Girl2: What, you think he's good looking?
Girl1: No, he's hideous.
Girl2: Then how do you find him sexy?!
Girl1: I don't know...It must be the 'Graverobber Effect".
Girl2: Oh, okay.

by Lovingmyth October 29, 2011

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