When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE
"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."
A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."
A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."
A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."
A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."
by hatelies February 13, 2013
Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!
Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.
Grandma Jibs: Why?!?
Me: Eh, don't worry about it.
Grandma Jibs: Cool!
Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.
Grandma Jibs: Why?!?
Me: Eh, don't worry about it.
Grandma Jibs: Cool!
by yeahbrotru September 02, 2009
A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.
Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"
Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"
*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*
Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"
*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*
by The grandma master November 16, 2020
When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.
by UrbanNOLA March 14, 2018
"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."
by K Strizzle October 25, 2011
A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
by lesbean May 15, 2019
A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
by Dumpybrown July 05, 2007