Goondess

The attribute of being a goon. If someone has a lot of goondess, he or she is a real OG goon. Best stay away from these types.

"Damn, this guy's gotta lot of goondess."

"I know. Let's get out of here before he tries something."

by geronimoctopi July 7, 2017

Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021

goonjelqing

goonjelqing is the act of jelqing in unison with a goon squad this is proven to increase the effectiveness of jelqing hence its popularity

yo bro wanna have a cheeky goonjelqing sesh at my gaf

by goonjelqing October 17, 2023

super gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Super gooners, believe the arsenal's lies

by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023

Send me to the goonies

When thats banter, and the Manchester girl is mad at you and your girlfriend is a little rat.

Me: That’s banter chav

Millie B: so send me to the goonies

by Milliebfan November 21, 2019

goonie

A fairly small rock, bigger than about baseball size, but still small enough to be thrown. Originates from Central Pennsylvania dialect.

Your mom's boob job is so terrible that titty-fucking her feels like rubbing your penis between a couple of goonies.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

Goonie

1: After you stick your dick in a girl's ass and it has shit on it.

2: The Movie

Ah man I had a good time last night but that goonie ruined all of it.

by The Chief That Is In The Zone May 2, 2011