Joshua Goodnight

Joshua goodnight is the person no one talks to. Talk to him and you could get an amazing friend. He is a little weird.

Guy: do you know Joshua goodnight?
Guy 2: yeah the weird kid in the back?
Guy: yeah I spoke to him, he is pretty funny.

by Lucerne valley October 8, 2020

Joshua Goodnight

Joshua goodnight is a weirdo that no one talks to. If a Joshua goodnight gets a girlfriend it is a miracle, or friends at that matter.

Guy: isn't that Joshua goodnight guy weird?
Guy 2: yeah he doesn't have any friends. He just sits there. Weirdo.

by Lucerne valley October 8, 2020

Chocolate Goodnight

Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.

Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.

by Tyra Spanks March 8, 2021

Neon White and Goodnight

When your about to go to bed but decide to masturbate first!

Getting off Facebook, Neon White and Goodnight

by 14DHoff November 30, 2011

Left on goodnight

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023