Gomper

According to "bisto" adverts, it would appear to be a word related to "gomping" however, with further insinuations of being butt ugly...

"... her mam's a proper gomper..."

by Quimper December 17, 2003

Gomp

Get on me please

Usually spoken in conjunction with "mode".Gomp is to be subtly or boldly flirtatious with body language, eye contact and any other means of verbal and non verbal communication, for the purpose of inviting approach.

She was on gomp mode, before I got on her.

Them hoes on gomp mode!

by Bootyniggas March 8, 2017

Gomper

Someone who never shuts the fuck up.

Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.

Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?

Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!

by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011

Gomp

The act of ejaculating tumors

That crazy bitch got her face gomped on

by Toast&Zero September 22, 2006

Gomper

To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.

Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'

by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

gomestock

Variation on gomer (in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room") but used outside of the emergency room.
A patient with no chance of being discharged

That patient became total gomestock after his colon resection

by gdollar January 3, 2004

gumpshot

'Gumpshot', sometimes referred to as 'Gimpshot' is a name given to a person who FAILS when shooting a basketball. It usually involves an incredibly gay flick of the wrist on release, followed by the sound of the ball hitting the rim and posession changing to the other team, while the 'Gumpshooter' stands there soaking in his own self-loathing as the other teams scores off the rebound.

kmcao: Look at the state of the shot on lhou8!!!

gmo2m: Dude I swear thats a freaking Gumpshot right there!!!

jcatd: Lawls!!!

by gumpshotblocker August 6, 2009