Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

Gaffer

Gafferadj. Originated in the time of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Is used as a slang insult or a sarcastic compliment. Substitutes for words such as fag,dick,ahole,c*ck head,gerk off ETC. Also can be pronounced as gaffah.

ey yo, you know dat gaffer over on da westside?

by Cal Jones October 23, 2007

goffern

The same thing as, Chillern (chilling in norwegian)

Whats up bro? nothing just goffern bro

by Simon Muray April 8, 2017

Goifer

Human in liquid form.

Goifer. The falling shipping container converted the dock worker into goifer.

by Cosmic Burrito August 14, 2003

ghoffer

(pronounced: kak (not pronounced "goff-er")); verb: when you stab someone in the stomach with the blunt end of a pencil, or an unsharpened pencil.

when someone jumps out at you, pokes you in the stomach with a dull pencil and says "ghoffer!"

waffin ghoffer: when someone stabs you in the stomach with a waffle that is shaped to resemble a dull pencil.

by James Bertram March 26, 2007

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009