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Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures
yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny
by Blake's mom March 27, 2016
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Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
by Charlie December 30, 2003
mugGet the Gobble the Goosemug.

gobble and cheese

to give a blowjob, then suddenly discover that the flavour and texture reminds you of cheese
damn! that blowjob was disgusting it was like gobble and cheese
by john p foster August 15, 2006
mugGet the gobble and cheesemug.

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)
I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.
by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020
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Gobble-Nobble

The nasty sliced or whole apples you get at school for lunch that are in their own designated, little, plastic bags. They tend to turn pink because of the surface of the apple, otherwise known as the skin. They have a powdery consistency and do not leave a pleasant taste in your mouth.
Tae Hyung: Oh my goodness, this is the worst apple I have ever tasted.
Min Yoongi: Yeah bro, we call those Gobble-Nobbles.
by The_Ultimate_BTS_Army February 22, 2018
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gibble gobble

a very intelligent man with a large dynamite penis, often has a lot of experience with hairy men. if you ever encounter a gibble gobble run the fuck away
random ass kid: maaaan that gibble gobble tried seducing me
by tree sucking cock master February 28, 2023
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turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.
"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."
by turkeygobble June 23, 2018
mugGet the turkey gobblemug.

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