pull a Goatee

Finding a sexual innuendo in everything

I'm coming.
That's what she said.
Did you just pull a Goatee on me?

by AlexandersStele November 1, 2018

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

goated

an event or characteristic of someone. 1) when something awesome or unbelievable is occurring 2) when someone does something shocking (good) or amazing

Robit: Monkae you are so fun, you're literally goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.

by Chug_Dady420 October 15, 2019

neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006

goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

by Jedophile October 6, 2010