goatonapole

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Goated

The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.

Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.

by I am autism January 29, 2018

goalie

The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.

There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.

by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Rankanga September 13, 2005

Popehat's Law of Goats

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.

He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.

by JamesR86 January 20, 2020

GOATED

Greatest Of All Time End of Discussion

_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.

by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019

Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

by Rentro November 13, 2004