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Glee-Effect

Any moment or situation where breaking into song is a more appropriate response than just words.
Friend 1: I was feeling pretty crap the other day so I started singing. It seemed to solve all my problems.

Friend 2: Sounds like you had a case of the Glee-Effect.
by FromMelbTown May 24, 2010
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glazed longjohn

The act of a man ejaculating onto another man's penis.
Pierre totally gave Chad a glazed longjohn last night!
by danjb July 19, 2010
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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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Titty Glaze

n. the state in which a woman's breasts are coated ("glazed") with male ejaculate.

v. The process of ejaculating on a woman's naked breasts, often followed by distributing the substance evenly over the breasts' surface using various parts of the body.
n. That pornstar had great titty glaze - those things were shining!

v. My girlfriend let me titty glaze her last night!
by IrntClvr December 10, 2010
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Glee is terrible

1. A simple sentence containing the only viable adjective to describe such a terrible excuse for a television show.

2. Could also act as a response to any comment uttered about the show, especially by others who take it, Katy Perry, or musicals seriously.

3. Self-explanatory
"My girlfriend made me drink cosmopolitans and watch Glee with her last night, and threatened to take away sex if I didn't comply. I wanted to stab my eyes and ears out. Glee is terrible."
by Billsy-b December 22, 2010
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Glee Music

Adam likes listening to Glee Music
by Omurru April 17, 2010
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