Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

giraffe pose

mirror selfie done by stretching your arm until you feel like it’ll fall off

"man, that giraffe pose really hurt my arm”

by quarkies January 9, 2023

giraffe knuckle

An elongated and thick set of labia on a women's vagina

I was going to bang Kayla until I tripped over her giraffe knuckle.

by The_Raven_556 March 2, 2019

giraffe tits

1. A girl with tits that are either spotted like a giraffe or have long necks
2. a pair of tits that are extremely long and saggy
3. the best kind of tits there is

Person 1: Nug want some icecream.
2: HELL NAW BITCH that lil' trick ass looking head man got some Giraffe tits.
1: Dem da best kind niggy

by Slorehead July 6, 2006

French Giraffe

The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.

You french giraffe

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

inappropriate giraffe

A hand motion that is used in a situation when someone has made a comment inappropriate to the setting or conversation. Its usage is similar to awkward turtle, and it is comprised of a hand raised so that the elbow, shoulder and wrist form 90 degree angles and the palm faces downward.

In a classroom:
Person 1: There are a lot of homosexuals there.
Person 2: Um...
Person 3 raises hand to make the inappropriate giraffe.

In a conversation:
Person 1 makes a lewd comment or gesture.
Person 2 makes inappropriate giraffe.

by Steven C. Wood December 25, 2008

baby giraffe

being so drunk that while walking you resemble a newly born giraffe

scott you were smashed on the weekend , you were walking around like a baby giraffe

by supergmoney87 September 9, 2011