Gerg

Someone who slacks off!

Hey you Gerger, why don't you do some work!

by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza April 15, 2006

geriatrification

The gentrification of an area by retiring Q-tips (oldies).

Man, this area sure is suffering from geriatrification. Us locals can't afford to live here anymore.

by CJ Gathercoal October 20, 2007

Max Geiger

The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.

"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"

"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."

by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012

Gerg

One of great cynicism and wisdom

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts

by Rachel February 22, 2003

Geiger

A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.

Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.

by furtehlulz September 30, 2011

Gerg

Another word for ripping a huge fart.

I totally thought I sharted today, but it was only a gerg.

by lulucha August 7, 2010

geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008