A girl, with a great tan, large eyelashes and, extensions. Usually love to go out partying and getting mortal.
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Get the gouda mug.Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.
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Get the geordie mug.inhabitants of North Eastern England and their Dialect
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
the dialect is the oldest from of continually used English in the world
totally unintelligable to anyone else.
you thought Jamaican patois was weird try geordie
"eee a divvent knaa if am gonna gan doon ta watch the footbaall the neet'
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
tanslates as: hmm i dont know i am going to watch the football tonight
by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
Get the Geordie mug.A friendly, loud being from the north-east of england. Namely, newcastle. Geordies are often proud of their homeland, not to be confused with Sunderland or Gateshead. They support the toon/black and white army, formally known as Newcastle United Football Club.
The Average Geordie-
1. Starts drinking at eleven. (the age, not the time)
2. Is friendly towards people of a different hometown.
3. Is part-scottish or at least knows someone who is.
4. Male geordies tend to watch, attend or listen to the match. The females will also watch, attend or listen to the match, but prefer to go shopping in town where if you listen , you can hear the crowds reactions. Others are forced into watching the match on tv.
5. Geordies use and love 'the metty' (metro) Younger geordies go on metty mish's. No respectable Geordie pays to use the Metro.
6. Know's how to speak Geordie, even if they don't speak it normally.
7. Geordies greet each other with the term 'Alreeeet'
The Average Geordie-
1. Starts drinking at eleven. (the age, not the time)
2. Is friendly towards people of a different hometown.
3. Is part-scottish or at least knows someone who is.
4. Male geordies tend to watch, attend or listen to the match. The females will also watch, attend or listen to the match, but prefer to go shopping in town where if you listen , you can hear the crowds reactions. Others are forced into watching the match on tv.
5. Geordies use and love 'the metty' (metro) Younger geordies go on metty mish's. No respectable Geordie pays to use the Metro.
6. Know's how to speak Geordie, even if they don't speak it normally.
7. Geordies greet each other with the term 'Alreeeet'
Typical Geordie Conversation:
Geordie One: Alreet?
Geordie Two: Aye, hows yoursel' ?
Geordie One: Am mint, man. Areya gan doon toon t' watch the toon ?
Geordie Two: Naa, am gan oot ona Metty Mish wi' me mates
Geordie One: Shame that, like. S'ment t'be wicked ya narr
*breif football banter*
Geordie Two: Reet am off.
Geordie One: Ta'ra mate.
Geordie One: Alreet?
Geordie Two: Aye, hows yoursel' ?
Geordie One: Am mint, man. Areya gan doon toon t' watch the toon ?
Geordie Two: Naa, am gan oot ona Metty Mish wi' me mates
Geordie One: Shame that, like. S'ment t'be wicked ya narr
*breif football banter*
Geordie Two: Reet am off.
Geordie One: Ta'ra mate.
by H.Hobnob September 25, 2007
Get the geordie mug.Geordie- A resident of Newcastle, England, (but also includes some Geordie wannabes from all areas around Newcastle)
Lass- What they call girls and women
A GEORDIE LASS is usually found drunk, hanging around the back of a nightclub, after a quick shag and maybe a kebab. Nobody understands what they say, despite claiming to speak English like the rest of the country (with the exception of Liverpool)
Appearance- Orange from fake tanning/ tanning beds, awfully greasy hair, just basically ugly and really in need of a wash. Sometimes however, Geordie Lasses with decent faces can sleep their way to fame, as demonstrated by the chav with money Cheryl Cole, who has (*thank jesus) now gone to annoy America.
A clear example of these girls can be seen in the television programme 'geordie shore'
However, a Geordie Lass should not be confused with 'a girl from Newcastle'
Lass- What they call girls and women
A GEORDIE LASS is usually found drunk, hanging around the back of a nightclub, after a quick shag and maybe a kebab. Nobody understands what they say, despite claiming to speak English like the rest of the country (with the exception of Liverpool)
Appearance- Orange from fake tanning/ tanning beds, awfully greasy hair, just basically ugly and really in need of a wash. Sometimes however, Geordie Lasses with decent faces can sleep their way to fame, as demonstrated by the chav with money Cheryl Cole, who has (*thank jesus) now gone to annoy America.
A clear example of these girls can be seen in the television programme 'geordie shore'
However, a Geordie Lass should not be confused with 'a girl from Newcastle'
Holly Hagan
"Geordie lass Holly Hagan has admitted that she is planning to have another boob job and wants her breasts to eventually be “three sizes bigger” than they are now.
The ‘Geordie Shore’ star has already had breast augmentation and flashed the results of her first procedure on the opening episode of the MTV reality TV show. However, she thinks her bust size is still too modest and wants another boost as soon as possible."
- vicky pattison
- charlotte letitia
etcetera
"Geordie lass Holly Hagan has admitted that she is planning to have another boob job and wants her breasts to eventually be “three sizes bigger” than they are now.
The ‘Geordie Shore’ star has already had breast augmentation and flashed the results of her first procedure on the opening episode of the MTV reality TV show. However, she thinks her bust size is still too modest and wants another boost as soon as possible."
- vicky pattison
- charlotte letitia
etcetera
by TheNicestOne June 28, 2011
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