Young Gary

Anal virginity

"My boss still has his Young Gary." Line cook
"Why do you know this about your boss?" Fellow line cook
"We share because we care."

by Toast witda most May 19, 2018

Mark & Gary

To pull a Mark and Gary is to a have sexual relation with another by touching yourself in front of the said partner and they do the same

Joanna- Did you hear about Emil and his ex last week?
Isabelle- Yea he pulled a Mark & Gary

by slimvicc March 10, 2022

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Garrys mod

A addictive build server, with alot of crap. You can build a human car, a boat, a melon gun, facepoze and make movies kinda.

Omg i love garrys mod!
I like to build.
GET GARRYS MOD YA NOOB

by Stupid fish January 11, 2008

Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018

Gary E. Johnson

Former governor of New Mexico, one of those old old style conservative types. Might be the guy who is going to end up replacing Ron Paul as that third party/independent libertarian you always see on the Internet.

Google Gary E. Johnson, fools.

Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.

by EpicPrediction August 24, 2009

Gary Bettman

The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.

This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.

Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.

Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.

Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.

Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.

by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011