Gazpacho

An incredibly bad player in a video game. The kind of player that forces you to wonder how much the opposing team paid them to be THAT bad. A gazpacho is a true burden to their teammates. A liability. Due to the nature of how bad a gazpacho is anyone with the misfortune of witnessing a gazpacho play will be rendered temporarily paralysed and dumbstruck.

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"Someone flash long."
"CAN I DO IT?"
"Ok, don't fuck up. Please, please don't fuck up."

*It is imperative that the gazpacho misses the flashbang to secure his title. He "accidentally" blinds his entire team, which is proceeded by spraying his P90 because "I thought I saw a CT before I got blinded!", killing several of his teammates and injuring others.*

by Akk on a Jatak February 3, 2013

Gapple

A gapple is short for golden apple. It can be made in Minecraft and real life.
Please upvote this definition.

I'm making a gapple out of gold and an apple to eat.

by Xx4DarkVoid4xX February 6, 2020

Gappy

being so loose that you can slide right into a girls vajayjay hole that you up and disappear. for forevers.

Dang, that girl is gappy!

by iBUGin July 20, 2010

gappy

a mixture of giddiness and happiness, only produced by associating with jame.

I just talked to jame, thus I am gappy.

by shanizzle467 January 9, 2009

Gasparilla

A holiday celebration taking place in Tampa, FL every year. Pirates invade and kegs are the bounty

The BEST HOLIDAY EVER... GASPARILLA

by coolkat1111111111111111 September 12, 2010

gampa

fowl like beast whos unconess is only outweighed by his dumbness

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by your friend dylan June 13, 2004

Gasparations

an exclamation normally used when excited or shocked.

He said: yeah i was cleanin my room and i found like 10.00
She said : well Gasparations! That makes me wanna go clean my room!

by Woodsgirl March 27, 2008