Grand Theft Walrus

An arcade game Homer Simpson plays in Alaska in the Simpsons Movie. Much like Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Walrus is exactly the same but instead of a human character you are a walrus. Abbreviated GTW

Tim: Hey I just came back from Alaska and they have Grand Theft Walrus at one of the arcades

Henry: Yo that be pimpin'

by bArSchNitsVah January 29, 2010

Grand Theft Auto

The most fun/addicting/best/controvercial videogame ever.

any kid who hasent ever played a Grand Theft Auto game has never lived!

by Greg B October 10, 2005

Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.

Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!

by yourmommalops April 8, 2009

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Grand Marais

A small town of about 3,000 during the summer in northern Minnesota. Commonly called "God's Country" by tourists that don't have to live here year round. Know for it's many lakes including Lake Supior, wilderness for hunting and fishing, and our large number of gift shops that all sell the same over priced gifts. In summer the town grows in size with tourist that flock in and buy the over priced gifts and get lost in our wilderness. In winter the population shrinks as the rich and old leave to go to warmer places. While the rest of us are stuck here looking for jobs and drinking. The population is devied into
60% senior cisterns
30% students
10% others who are stuck here.

Commen Grand Marais Problem
person A: crap, i'm out of everything! Wanna go shop with me?
Person B: Hell no, I'm not driveing 3 hours to Duluth so you can get cloths and food. Just go to town and buy that $60 sweater with the moose on it, you'll be fine.

by K-chan hates you January 7, 2009

Grand Rising

This is a phrase used to start off your day. Similar to "good morning" but without the negative connotations. Words are vibrations that carry meaning, and "morning" sounds too similar to "mourning" while "mourning" has a negative connotation; rising instead has a positive one. You are rising from bed, the sun is rising in the sky. There is no sadness/mourning involved, we are instead grateful for another day.

Grand rising comrades, may you all have a blessed day!

by ch0lita December 13, 2021

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games

Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.

Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.

www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas

1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!

CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"

by cj876 March 13, 2011