goon 

1. A clumsy nitwit.
2. A thug.

1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??!! Jeez! I can't stad that guy! A one-of-a-kind goon! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!

goon by W.Z. September 25, 2007

Goon 

A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.

Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.

Goon by theman2525300 August 22, 2011

goon 

A real nigga. also referring to Lissah from myspace. They don't take nobodys shit and are chillll.

look at that goon just chilling there,

goon by AMBER ROSE BiiTCH February 19, 2009

goon 

A 1337 insult, esp when used in the context of a clan member recruted by you.

OMG u r such a goon

goon by Unagi April 6, 2004

goon 

the name of a skateboard move. it can be achieved by going into a manual, and then grabbing the nose of the board while manualing. You can perform a nose goon while nosemanualing, then you grab the tail of the board. holding a goon while moving is very risky.

He is the man because he pulled a goon all the way down my street!

goon by liana May 14, 2005

goon 

A second world war nickname for a German soldior.

I hate those goons

goon by Becky January 4, 2004

goon 

someone who is ready to do anything, anywhere, at anytime.

Tiffany is a goon because I can call her at anytime and she will be ready.

goon by Karebear1859 August 13, 2009