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Goodnight Special 

When a guy passes out due to intoxication or drug use and another man takes the passed out male home and gives him a sensual sponge bath.
Guy1: "Did you hear about James?"
Guy2: "No!?"
Guy1: "James was totally wasted last night."
Guy2: "Did he pass out?"
Guy1: "Not until Will let him drive his girlfriend's car into a telephone pole, then he passed out and Will gave him the good ol' Goodnight Special afterwards."
Guy2: "Score!"
Goodnight Special by Ace and Gary December 12, 2008

Goodnight nurse 

When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional
Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse

Long Kiss Goodnight 

Farting on your significant others pillow right before they go to bed.
My wife didn't make dinner, so I gave her a long kiss goodnight.
Long Kiss Goodnight by The Vee March 26, 2007

goodnight bud 

If a girl says this to you, look up friendzone
Girl: Ok talk to you in the morning goodnight bud
Boy: *holding back tears* ok yeah goodnight
goodnight bud by Ethan140 April 8, 2017

GoodNight 

Sleep good don't let the bed bugs bite

Night
Goodnight
GoodNight by CabbageHD April 9, 2019

text goodnight 

to be the last person somebody text that day. The most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. "Text goodnight"s are generally not sexual and because of that sometimes more intimate.
Lynzie and I texted until 3 in the morning, then we text goodnight.

Lynzie: LMAO

Billy: He's a douchbag.

Lynzie: Yup. Well, I gotta wake up in like 4hrs.

ttyl. G'nite! ;)

Billy: See ya later
text goodnight by mrRected April 14, 2010